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Old June 27th, 2006, 12:43 PM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
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Trying


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Old June 27th, 2006, 01:23 PM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
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Yes, you are rather!

;-)

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Old June 28th, 2006, 05:07 AM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
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I would say that you are *VERY* trying indeed.

Bobby


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Old July 29th, 2006, 03:47 AM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
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"NoNoBadDog!" wrote
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I would say that you are *VERY* trying
indeed.

Bobby



Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?


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Old July 29th, 2006, 04:56 AM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
JoAnn Paules [MVP]
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Puns, like all jokes, are in the eye of the beholder.

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"Frank Martin" wrote in message
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"NoNoBadDog!" wrote in message
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I would say that you are *VERY* trying indeed.

Bobby



Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?



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Old July 29th, 2006, 06:46 AM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
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You mean you haven't found Tools | Pun | (choose from terrible, awful,
groan) yet?

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I would say that you are *VERY* trying indeed.

Bobby



Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?



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Old July 29th, 2006, 07:15 AM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
JoAnn Paules [MVP]
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Silly me, I thought it was under Format.

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You mean you haven't found Tools | Pun | (choose from terrible, awful,
groan) yet?

"Frank Martin" wrote in message
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"NoNoBadDog!" wrote in message
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I would say that you are *VERY* trying indeed.

Bobby



Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?





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Old July 29th, 2006, 07:03 PM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
Jay Freedman
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No, no, the one under Format is 'Palindrome'... like in the Python
sketch:

PRALINE: I understand that this is Bolton.
SHOPKEEPER: Yes.
PRALINE: Well, you told me it was Ipswich.
SHOPKEEPER: It was a pun.
PRALINE: A pun?
SHOPKEEPER: No, no, not a pun, no. What's the other thing which
reads the same backwards as forwards?
PRALINE: A palindrome?
SHOPKEEPER: Yes, yes.
PRALINE: It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Bolton would
be Notlob. It don't work.

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On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:15:28 -0400, "JoAnn Paules [MVP]"
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Silly me, I thought it was under Format.

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wrote in message ...
You mean you haven't found Tools | Pun | (choose from terrible, awful,
groan) yet?

"Frank Martin" wrote in message
...

"NoNoBadDog!" wrote in message
...

. wrote in message ...
Trying


I would say that you are *VERY* trying indeed.

Bobby


Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?




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Old July 31st, 2006, 09:17 PM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
Iceman
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In this group Frank Martin wrote in message


Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?


You may be aware that there are many so-called 'Easter Eggs' hidden in many
Microsoft programs, Word inclusive. Run a Google search for EasterEggs
+Microsoft Word, and Word may become an even more enjoyable experience.


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Old July 31st, 2006, 10:28 PM posted to microsoft.public.word.newusers
Suzanne S. Barnhill
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I don't think there have been any Easter eggs in recent versions, however.

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"Iceman" wrote in message
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In this group Frank Martin wrote in message


Why doesn't Word have a punning facility?


You may be aware that there are many so-called 'Easter Eggs' hidden in

many
Microsoft programs, Word inclusive. Run a Google search for EasterEggs
+Microsoft Word, and Word may become an even more enjoyable experience.



 




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