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MORON = Bait = You = SCORE!!!

Thanks for playing. Keep trying and maybe you'll be a winner next time.

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If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"LD5SZRA" wrote in message
.. .


Michael wrote:

After 4 YEARS I don't think Karl is still around, MORON!



What is necessary to add that 5 letter word at the end to complete
the sentence? Did it add anything to what you were trying to
convey?


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INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, LOSS OF
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DAMAGES SO THE FOREGOING LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY.

Copyright LD5SZRA 2010.

LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I have
reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to add
that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add anything
to what you were trying to
convey?

From: LD55ZRA
Date: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:21 PM
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.office.misc
Subject: Office very slow opening docs (Word,
Excel,Powerpoint)

Then why don't you educate them to post a fresh message on these newsgroups
moron?

"Michael" wrote in message
...
Ahhhh.... So nice to see the Techarina morons returning to regale us with
2 year old posts.

BB


"LD5SZRA" wrote in message
.. .


Michael wrote:

After 4 YEARS I don't think Karl is still around, MORON!



What is necessary to add that 5 letter word at the end to complete
the sentence? Did it add anything to what you were trying to
convey?


--
THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY
KIND. LD5SZRA DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESSED OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL LD5SZRA
OR ITS ASSOCIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER
INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, LOSS OF
BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF LD5SZRA OR ITS
ASSOCIATES HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
DAMAGES. SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL
DAMAGES SO THE FOREGOING LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY.

Copyright LD5SZRA 2010.

There are no double standards here for the following reasons:

1) I provide solutions and only attack those who are here to waste
everybody's time including attacking my solutions without
providing their own solutions for open scrutiny;

2) the message you produced is quite clear because Michael
attacked a customer without giving him/her any solution such as
posting a fresh query etc.

3) I have not seen a single post from Michael that solves any
problems. All his messages are rude and insulting to Microsoft
Customers; I am only rude with people like Michael or MVPs who
are completely off the rail!

I hope this clarifies my position.


BillyBob wrote:

LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I have
reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to add
that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add anything
to what you were trying to
convey?

From: LD55ZRA
Date: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:21 PM
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.office.misc
Subject: Office very slow opening docs (Word,
Excel,Powerpoint)

Then why don't you educate them to post a fresh message on these newsgroups
moron?

"Michael" wrote in message
...
Ahhhh.... So nice to see the Techarina morons returning to regale us with
2 year old posts.

BB

"LD5SZRA" wrote in message
.. .


Michael wrote:

After 4 YEARS I don't think Karl is still around, MORON!



What is necessary to add that 5 letter word at the end to complete
the sentence? Did it add anything to what you were trying to
convey?



--
THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY
KIND. LD5SZRA DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESSED OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL LD5SZRA
OR ITS ASSOCIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER
INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, LOSS OF
BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF LD5SZRA OR ITS
ASSOCIATES HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
DAMAGES. SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL
DAMAGES SO THE FOREGOING LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY.

Copyright LD5SZRA 2010.

BillyBob (chuckle),

LD55ZRA is a 19y/o 5 year freshman at some college for disadvantaged animals
across the pond. He still hasn't been weaned from his mum's teats. You,
otoh, seem to be some righteous warrior for morons. I'm not sure who is
worse.

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I have
reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to
add that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add
anything to what you were trying to
convey?

Michael,

I have read many of your posts and I can't say that I disagree with most of
them. In fact, many are quite humorous. Most of the time, though, I
maintain a modicum of self-restraint and don't respond because you have made
the point and there is no need to drive it home any further.

I am *long* out of college and I believe that as I get older, I become less
tolerant of many human attributes, in particular, stupidity. One thing is
for sure, you can't cure stupid. In addition, today's generation of kids
(even college age) want everything handed to them. The answer to most of
the posts submitted in these NGs could be found with a simple Google search
but nobody takes the initiative to find their own answers. It is easier to
simply ask someone and have the answer fed to them on a silver spoon
straight into their piehole.

I have read more posts from LD55ZRA than I care to admit. He is rather
arrogant at times (not that I'm not) but it is different when it comes from
some know-it-all child who has the mind of a houseplant and the mentality of
a stepped on potato chip.

Frankly, I would disagree with your assessment of me ("some righteous
warrior for morons"). Righteous warrior I'm not and morons **** me off. In
fact, I would say I'm quite the antithesis. As long as morons walk the
Earth, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection isn't happening fast enough.

People would say I have an attitude. They're right, it is called "realism".
It angers most, but honestly, they can go f themselves.

BB

"Michael" wrote in message
...
BillyBob (chuckle),

LD55ZRA is a 19y/o 5 year freshman at some college for disadvantaged
animals across the pond. He still hasn't been weaned from his mum's
teats. You, otoh, seem to be some righteous warrior for morons. I'm not
sure who is worse.

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I have
reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to
add that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add
anything to what you were trying to
convey?

Then we're cut from the same mold, with the only exception being I am a bit
less tolerant than you.
Btw, Ron White is fantastic! You should see him live. :-)

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
Michael,

I have read many of your posts and I can't say that I disagree with most
of them. In fact, many are quite humorous. Most of the time, though, I
maintain a modicum of self-restraint and don't respond because you have
made the point and there is no need to drive it home any further.

I am *long* out of college and I believe that as I get older, I become
less tolerant of many human attributes, in particular, stupidity. One
thing is for sure, you can't cure stupid. In addition, today's generation
of kids (even college age) want everything handed to them. The answer to
most of the posts submitted in these NGs could be found with a simple
Google search but nobody takes the initiative to find their own answers.
It is easier to simply ask someone and have the answer fed to them on a
silver spoon straight into their piehole.

I have read more posts from LD55ZRA than I care to admit. He is rather
arrogant at times (not that I'm not) but it is different when it comes
from some know-it-all child who has the mind of a houseplant and the
mentality of a stepped on potato chip.

Frankly, I would disagree with your assessment of me ("some righteous
warrior for morons"). Righteous warrior I'm not and morons **** me off.
In fact, I would say I'm quite the antithesis. As long as morons walk the
Earth, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection isn't happening fast enough.

People would say I have an attitude. They're right, it is called
"realism". It angers most, but honestly, they can go f themselves.

BB

"Michael" wrote in message
...
BillyBob (chuckle),

LD55ZRA is a 19y/o 5 year freshman at some college for disadvantaged
animals across the pond. He still hasn't been weaned from his mum's
teats. You, otoh, seem to be some righteous warrior for morons. I'm not
sure who is worse.

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I
have reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to
add that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add
anything to what you were trying to
convey?

Did they break the mold after they made us ?

If I would apply appropriate logic in this situation:
I said, "...as I get older, I become less tolerant..."
You said, "... I am a bit less tolerant than you."
Therefore, you must be older than me ???

Actually, it's irrelevent.

I have listened to Ron White's standup but I have never seen him in person.
He nailed it; stupid is forever and you can't fix stupid ! I'll have to
check out his tour schedule.

Keep posting. I need something to amuse me.

"Michael" wrote in message
...
Then we're cut from the same mold, with the only exception being I am a
bit less tolerant than you.
Btw, Ron White is fantastic! You should see him live. :-)

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
Michael,

I have read many of your posts and I can't say that I disagree with most
of them. In fact, many are quite humorous. Most of the time, though, I
maintain a modicum of self-restraint and don't respond because you have
made the point and there is no need to drive it home any further.

I am *long* out of college and I believe that as I get older, I become
less tolerant of many human attributes, in particular, stupidity. One
thing is for sure, you can't cure stupid. In addition, today's
generation of kids (even college age) want everything handed to them.
The answer to most of the posts submitted in these NGs could be found
with a simple Google search but nobody takes the initiative to find their
own answers. It is easier to simply ask someone and have the answer fed
to them on a silver spoon straight into their piehole.

I have read more posts from LD55ZRA than I care to admit. He is rather
arrogant at times (not that I'm not) but it is different when it comes
from some know-it-all child who has the mind of a houseplant and the
mentality of a stepped on potato chip.

Frankly, I would disagree with your assessment of me ("some righteous
warrior for morons"). Righteous warrior I'm not and morons **** me off.
In fact, I would say I'm quite the antithesis. As long as morons walk
the Earth, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection isn't happening fast
enough.

People would say I have an attitude. They're right, it is called
"realism". It angers most, but honestly, they can go f themselves.

BB

"Michael" wrote in message
...
BillyBob (chuckle),

LD55ZRA is a 19y/o 5 year freshman at some college for disadvantaged
animals across the pond. He still hasn't been weaned from his mum's
teats. You, otoh, seem to be some righteous warrior for morons. I'm
not sure who is worse.

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I
have reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary to
add that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it add
anything to what you were trying to
convey?

inline

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
Did they break the mold after they made us ?

Nah. I know of many in my generation that despise laziness. I've passed
this trait along to my kids.

If I would apply appropriate logic in this situation:
I said, "...as I get older, I become less tolerant..."
You said, "... I am a bit less tolerant than you."
Therefore, you must be older than me ???

Ike was president when I popped out.

Actually, it's irrelevent.

Agreed.

I have listened to Ron White's standup but I have never seen him in
person. He nailed it; stupid is forever and you can't fix stupid ! I'll
have to check out his tour schedule.

Very hard to get tickets. White and Black (Lewis) usually sell out
immediately after a tour is announced. I'm lucky to have a "friend" in AC.

Keep posting. I need something to amuse me.

I don't do it for you or anyone else, but if you're amused, I'm glad.

"Michael" wrote in message
...
Then we're cut from the same mold, with the only exception being I am a
bit less tolerant than you.
Btw, Ron White is fantastic! You should see him live. :-)

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
Michael,

I have read many of your posts and I can't say that I disagree with most
of them. In fact, many are quite humorous. Most of the time, though, I
maintain a modicum of self-restraint and don't respond because you have
made the point and there is no need to drive it home any further.

I am *long* out of college and I believe that as I get older, I become
less tolerant of many human attributes, in particular, stupidity. One
thing is for sure, you can't cure stupid. In addition, today's
generation of kids (even college age) want everything handed to them.
The answer to most of the posts submitted in these NGs could be found
with a simple Google search but nobody takes the initiative to find
their own answers. It is easier to simply ask someone and have the
answer fed to them on a silver spoon straight into their piehole.

I have read more posts from LD55ZRA than I care to admit. He is rather
arrogant at times (not that I'm not) but it is different when it comes
from some know-it-all child who has the mind of a houseplant and the
mentality of a stepped on potato chip.

Frankly, I would disagree with your assessment of me ("some righteous
warrior for morons"). Righteous warrior I'm not and morons **** me off.
In fact, I would say I'm quite the antithesis. As long as morons walk
the Earth, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection isn't happening fast
enough.

People would say I have an attitude. They're right, it is called
"realism". It angers most, but honestly, they can go f themselves.

BB

"Michael" wrote in message
...
BillyBob (chuckle),

LD55ZRA is a 19y/o 5 year freshman at some college for disadvantaged
animals across the pond. He still hasn't been weaned from his mum's
teats. You, otoh, seem to be some righteous warrior for morons. I'm
not sure who is worse.

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"BillyBob" wrote in message
...
LD55ZRA,

Is there a double standard here ? How quickly you forget. Below, I
have reproduced a response of *yours* to Michael from 31 days ago.
I'll ask you the same question you asked Michael. What is necessary
to add that 5 letter word at the end to complete the sentence? Did it
add anything to what you were trying to
convey?