Hello!! Everyone!!

A generous interpretation - but why would anyone want to know? I wouldn't be
interested even if he had swine flu'.

tf

"Herb Tyson [MVP]" wrote in message
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Maybe he's saying that being in Oxford, whereas he's accustomed to being
in North Carolina--which has hot summers--he's now cool, as opposed to
being hot or warm.

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Herb Tyson MS MVP
Author of the Word 2007 Bible
Blog: http://word2007bible.herbtyson.com
Web: http://www.herbtyson.com


"Amish" wrote in message
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Under what authority do you state that you are cool?

Although, I must point out that since this is a Microsoft Word
newsgroup (and it is a word processor) your use of dual exclamation
points (4 times) is going to count against you for many readers.

On Jul 22, 3:57 am, rogerwillson rogerwillson.
wrote:
Hello!! Everyone!!

I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education i am
currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!

Have a nice day!!

thanks!

--
rogerwillson

I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

--

Graham Mayor - Word MVP

My web site www.gmayor.com
Word MVP web site http://word.mvps.org



Terry Farrell wrote:
A generous interpretation - but why would anyone want to know? I
wouldn't be interested even if he had swine flu'.

tf

"Herb Tyson [MVP]" wrote in message
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Maybe he's saying that being in Oxford, whereas he's accustomed to
being in North Carolina--which has hot summers--he's now cool, as
opposed to being hot or warm.

--
Herb Tyson MS MVP
Author of the Word 2007 Bible
Blog: http://word2007bible.herbtyson.com
Web: http://www.herbtyson.com


"Amish" wrote in message
...
Under what authority do you state that you are cool?

Although, I must point out that since this is a Microsoft Word
newsgroup (and it is a word processor) your use of dual exclamation
points (4 times) is going to count against you for many readers.

On Jul 22, 3:57 am, rogerwillson rogerwillson.
wrote:
Hello!! Everyone!!

I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education
i am currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!

Have a nice day!!

thanks!

--
rogerwillson

tf

"Graham Mayor" wrote in message
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I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

--

Graham Mayor - Word MVP

"Graham Mayor" wrote in message
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I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

ROTFLMAO!

More about swine flu:

I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers.

Another is that you get the trots.

But, I woke up with pig tails this morning ... Should I be worried?

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it
must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies,
though.

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal
application of oinkment.

I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on
a tangent about it.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1
neuraminidase protein 1

Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all going
to be cured anyway.

News Flash .... this just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a
joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the
aporkalypse.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure
when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to
every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then,
isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamademic,
don't believe the spam you're getting.


--

Graham Mayor - Word MVP

My web site www.gmayor.com
Word MVP web site http://word.mvps.org



Gordon wrote:
"Graham Mayor" wrote in message
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I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

ROTFLMAO!

You should rub some oinkment on it.
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