Customizing the print view for a crosstab query

Dear All,
I think it is difficult to make a report out of a crosstab q. due to
variable columns. since my culmns are not date or month ,they are names (and
I cant change columns with rows since rows have 2 levels of info). I would
like to print the query directly. But I wish to change the headings such as
date and title. I want to use a function to change the christian date of
system to farsi one(I am Iranain) and show it on the header. How is it
possible? thnx in advance.