Convert publisher file to pdf

Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"John Inzer" wrote in message
...
Mike Koewler wrote:
You gotta be a troll. No one on earth can be as stupid as
you seem to be.

This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher
file to PDF... If it does I couldn't figure out how it
does it... It just turns it tnto a PDF so you can PRINT
it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to convert a Publisher
file into pdf,

Brian, am I allowed to use this guy's posts for my
"Funnybone" section?

Q: Dude, I'm mad as hell. I got in my car and put it in
gear, but it doesn't move. I'm urinated off at GM.
A: Did you try using a key to start the car before
putting it in gear? Q: Now I'm urinated off at MS. I'm
trying to install an expensive ($4.00) program I just
downloaded from an illegal website and it tells me to
press "Any Key" to continue. My keyboard doesn't have an
"Any Key." I'm spreading the word not to buy anything
from that store.
A: I don't blame you. Pack your computer and keyboard
back into the boxes and return it. When they want to know
why, tell them it's because you have been declared too
stupid to use a computer.

Thanks for making my day brighter, MAH.

Mike
==================================
I'm urinated off? LOL!

Who needs South Park when you can read
this newsgroup )

And just for future reference...where can I
get a program that will create one third of
a .pdf? Might be useful for printers that are
on a diet.

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John Inzer
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Hi JoAnn Paules ),
in the newsgroups
you posted:

|| Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

www.atkinspdf.com

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Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com
~pay it forward~

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.

You'd need white ink - and we've already covered *that* topic.

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Budget Print Center" wrote in message
...
print on beef jerky instead of paper?

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"Display tolerance & kindness to those with less
knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
...
Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"John Inzer" wrote in message
...
Mike Koewler wrote:
You gotta be a troll. No one on earth can be as stupid as
you seem to be.

This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher
file to PDF... If it does I couldn't figure out how it
does it... It just turns it tnto a PDF so you can PRINT
it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to convert a Publisher
file into pdf,

Brian, am I allowed to use this guy's posts for my
"Funnybone" section?

Q: Dude, I'm mad as hell. I got in my car and put it in
gear, but it doesn't move. I'm urinated off at GM.
A: Did you try using a key to start the car before
putting it in gear? Q: Now I'm urinated off at MS. I'm
trying to install an expensive ($4.00) program I just
downloaded from an illegal website and it tells me to
press "Any Key" to continue. My keyboard doesn't have an
"Any Key." I'm spreading the word not to buy anything
from that store.
A: I don't blame you. Pack your computer and keyboard
back into the boxes and return it. When they want to know
why, tell them it's because you have been declared too
stupid to use a computer.

Thanks for making my day brighter, MAH.

Mike
==================================
I'm urinated off? LOL!

Who needs South Park when you can read
this newsgroup )

And just for future reference...where can I
get a program that will create one third of
a .pdf? Might be useful for printers that are
on a diet.

--

John Inzer
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print on beef jerky instead of paper?

--
"Display tolerance & kindness to those with less
knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
...
Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"John Inzer" wrote in message
...
Mike Koewler wrote:
You gotta be a troll. No one on earth can be as stupid as
you seem to be.

This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher
file to PDF... If it does I couldn't figure out how it
does it... It just turns it tnto a PDF so you can PRINT
it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to convert a Publisher
file into pdf,

Brian, am I allowed to use this guy's posts for my
"Funnybone" section?

Q: Dude, I'm mad as hell. I got in my car and put it in
gear, but it doesn't move. I'm urinated off at GM.
A: Did you try using a key to start the car before
putting it in gear? Q: Now I'm urinated off at MS. I'm
trying to install an expensive ($4.00) program I just
downloaded from an illegal website and it tells me to
press "Any Key" to continue. My keyboard doesn't have an
"Any Key." I'm spreading the word not to buy anything
from that store.
A: I don't blame you. Pack your computer and keyboard
back into the boxes and return it. When they want to know
why, tell them it's because you have been declared too
stupid to use a computer.

Thanks for making my day brighter, MAH.

Mike
==================================
I'm urinated off? LOL!

Who needs South Park when you can read
this newsgroup )

And just for future reference...where can I
get a program that will create one third of
a .pdf? Might be useful for printers that are
on a diet.

--

John Inzer
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ROFL, We did, indeed!

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knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
...
You'd need white ink - and we've already covered *that* topic.

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Budget Print Center" wrote in message
...
print on beef jerky instead of paper?

--
"Display tolerance & kindness to those with less
knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
...
Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"John Inzer" wrote in message
...
Mike Koewler wrote:
You gotta be a troll. No one on earth can be as stupid as
you seem to be.

This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher
file to PDF... If it does I couldn't figure out how it
does it... It just turns it tnto a PDF so you can PRINT
it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to convert a Publisher
file into pdf,

Brian, am I allowed to use this guy's posts for my
"Funnybone" section?

Q: Dude, I'm mad as hell. I got in my car and put it in
gear, but it doesn't move. I'm urinated off at GM.
A: Did you try using a key to start the car before
putting it in gear? Q: Now I'm urinated off at MS. I'm
trying to install an expensive ($4.00) program I just
downloaded from an illegal website and it tells me to
press "Any Key" to continue. My keyboard doesn't have an
"Any Key." I'm spreading the word not to buy anything
from that store.
A: I don't blame you. Pack your computer and keyboard
back into the boxes and return it. When they want to know
why, tell them it's because you have been declared too
stupid to use a computer.

Thanks for making my day brighter, MAH.

Mike
==================================
I'm urinated off? LOL!

Who needs South Park when you can read
this newsgroup )

And just for future reference...where can I
get a program that will create one third of
a .pdf? Might be useful for printers that are
on a diet.

--

John Inzer
return e-mail disabled





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we print from publisher almost every day. there are printers out here that
do, but prepare yourself to be educated by the prepress manager on how to
prepare your files for proper conversion.
if you walked into my shop displaying the type of personality and attitude
you show here, I would probably find it easier to tell you to bring me a pdf
or pay my artist to do your work for you.

--
"Display tolerance & kindness to those with less
knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


"Mad As Hell" wrote in message
...
This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher file to PDF... If it
does I couldn't figure out how it does it... It just turns it tnto a PDF so
you can PRINT it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to convert a Publisher file
into pdf, giff, tiff or JPG so I can send it to a place and make my CD
covers... Every place I looked into uses Adobe... NO ONE uses Publisher...
Adobe is too hard to figure out how to use... and Publisher is not an
industry standard...

"Brian Kvalheim - [MSFT MVP]" wrote:

Hi Carol Creamer ),
in the newsgroups
you posted:

|| I create a quarterly newsletter using MS Publisher 2000.
|| I convert it to html to load on our website as well. I
|| really would like to convert it to a pdf file rather than
|| html.
||
|| Does anyone know if this is possible or have any
|| suggestions.

Sure! Download the free PrimoPDF at www.primopdf.com and use that to
convert
your Publisher publications to pdf.

You will be all set.
--
Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com
~pay it forward~

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.

Brian Kvalheim - [MSFT MVP] wrote:
Hi JoAnn Paules ),
in the newsgroups
you posted:

|| Maybe what you really want is a lo-carb .pdf?

www.atkinspdf.com
=======================
OK...Brian...you asked for it...
http://www.funsilly.com/noogie.shtml

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John Inzer
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