Idea notations

I was speaking with someone online over the weekend, and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word, that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak them
through the use of some new technology. While I realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B

The same person also gave me a tip on a site that is
offering printer ink downloads over the internet. I have
gone to the site, and been able to download the ink file,
but I cant seem to get the install procedure to work.

Can anyone who has purchased ink on the web help me with
the install?

Thanks
-----Original Message-----
I was speaking with someone online over the weekend, and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word, that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak them
through the use of some new technology. While I realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has
anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B
.

You're late! You were supposed to post these more than seven weeks ago. What
kept you?

:-)

--
Regards,
Jay Freedman
Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org

wrote:
The same person also gave me a tip on a site that is
offering printer ink downloads over the internet. I have
gone to the site, and been able to download the ink file,
but I cant seem to get the install procedure to work.

Can anyone who has purchased ink on the web help me with
the install?

Thanks
-----Original Message-----
I was speaking with someone online over the weekend, and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word, that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak them
through the use of some new technology. While I realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B
.

Sorry, Ive spent most of my time trying to get the damn
ink to install ;-)
-----Original Message-----
You're late! You were supposed to post these more than
seven weeks ago. What
kept you?

:-)

--
Regards,
Jay Freedman
Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org

wrote:
The same person also gave me a tip on a site that is
offering printer ink downloads over the internet. I
have
gone to the site, and been able to download the ink
file,
but I cant seem to get the install procedure to work.

Can anyone who has purchased ink on the web help me
with
the install?

Thanks
-----Original Message-----
I was speaking with someone online over the weekend,
and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word,
that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express
my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak
them
through the use of some new technology. While I
realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has
anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to
purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B
.


.

Actually, I invented this technology in 1967. It's very
simple. According to behavioral psychologists like John
Watson, thinking is just subvocal talking. There are tiny
impluses to your facial and lip muscles, tongue, and
larynx nerves as you think, like you were actually saying
the words, but the pulses are so weak, you don't actually
move any muscles. With electrode needles planted in your
tongue, lips, larynx and face, these impulses can be
detected and decoded against a database of phonetic
sounds. Then the sounds are strung together and turned
into actual words via a program that is essentially a
hybrid speller and grammar checker. Of course, muscles
only move when making consonsant sounds, so there is also
a statiscal program to make educated guesses as to which
voweld appear between which consonsants. It works pretty
well, actually. My thought reader is an input to my
computer, and this response was created in about 0.6
seconds, the speed of my thought. --mark

-----Original Message-----
I was speaking with someone online over the weekend, and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word, that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak them
through the use of some new technology. While I realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B
.

How many seconds did it take to implant and then extract the needles?

--
Greg Maxey
A peer in "peer to peer" support
Rockledge, FL
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Mark M. wrote:
Actually, I invented this technology in 1967. It's very
simple. According to behavioral psychologists like John
Watson, thinking is just subvocal talking. There are tiny
impluses to your facial and lip muscles, tongue, and
larynx nerves as you think, like you were actually saying
the words, but the pulses are so weak, you don't actually
move any muscles. With electrode needles planted in your
tongue, lips, larynx and face, these impulses can be
detected and decoded against a database of phonetic
sounds. Then the sounds are strung together and turned
into actual words via a program that is essentially a
hybrid speller and grammar checker. Of course, muscles
only move when making consonsant sounds, so there is also
a statiscal program to make educated guesses as to which
voweld appear between which consonsants. It works pretty
well, actually. My thought reader is an input to my
computer, and this response was created in about 0.6
seconds, the speed of my thought. --mark

-----Original Message-----
I was speaking with someone online over the weekend, and
they were telling me about a new add-in in MS Word, that
would allow the software to read my mind, and express my
thoughts on "paper" without having to type or speak them
through the use of some new technology. While I realize
my thought are at times erratic, this would help me
greatly in the preperation of long documents. Has anyone
heard of this, or know where I might be able to purchase
this technology?

Thanks in advance for your input

B
.

Greg Maxey wrote:

How many seconds did it take to implant and then extract the needles?

lolol ... So when is there going to be a wireless implant available?

Is there hollow core wire for the ink downloads? Would probably speed
things up.

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Tonya Marshall
tonz AT harborside DOT com