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I am trying to insert a hyperlink into a publisher
document that I have created. I am operating Publisher
2000, the help tab tells me that I can do this through
INSERT, then there is supposed to be a hyperlink option...
I don not have one on my scroll down...

You need to convert your publication to a web publication first.

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